I am not sure if any of it is from Mugabe though…..but have a laugh and add yours !Girls’ legs are like rumours.. They spread any how. Robert Mugabe 2015
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-Ladies are powerful, they can introduce two boyfriends at the same time.They will say My Love meet My Sweet heart. And the twoidiots will say “Bossu how far?”Robert Mugabe 2016————————————————
-Some of you girls can’t even jog for 5minutes but expect aguy to last in bed with you for 2hours Ur level ofselfishness demands a one week crusade.. Robert Mugabe 2016
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It’s hard to bewitch African gals these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either aBrazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire. Robert Mugabe 2016
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Dating a slim/ slender guy is cool. The problem is when you lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face . R.G Mugabe 2016
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No s*x before marriage If that was God’s plan you would receive your joystick or Vag*na on your wedding day. Robert Mugabe
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Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a *girlfriend** Robert Mugabe 2016*
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“Sucking breast is a survival skill guys learnt at birth. But as to how and where girls learnt the act of sucking d*cks still baffles me…”~ Robert Mugabe
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If you are ugly,you are ugly.Stop talking about inner beautycos we dont walk around with X-rays#ROBERT MUGABE
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Respect pregnant women because it’s not easy walking around with evidence that you’ve had s*x-Robert Mugabe
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Dear sisters,Don’t be deceived by a man who texts you “I miss you” only when it’s raining………you are not an umbrella –Robert Mugabe (2016)
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Obama: Mugabe, wisdom and money which one will you go for?Mugabe: I will take moneyObama: But I will go for wisdomMugabe: Well everyone will go for what he lacks
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Stupidity is when you lick a woman with your bare tongue and later s*x her with condom. What are you preventing, catarrh or headache?– Robert Mugabe
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